Weird Amazon Stuff

What's this all aboot?

It's all the crazy weird stuff you can buy on Amazon, stupid!
J&D’s Baconnaise Bacon Flavored Spread
You might remember Baconnaise as that delicious treat from The Daily Show. It is the one true testament to the greatness of America. And today’s your lucky day because Amazon has 20% off on all bacon flavoured products. Get them while they’re still bacony.

J&D’s Baconnaise Bacon Flavored Spread

You might remember Baconnaise as that delicious treat from The Daily Show. It is the one true testament to the greatness of America. And today’s your lucky day because Amazon has 20% off on all bacon flavoured products. Get them while they’re still bacony.

Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)
Thanks to this book I no longer feel like an outcast.
Waitaminnute! Apples poop as well? This is just great!

Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)

Thanks to this book I no longer feel like an outcast.

Waitaminnute! Apples poop as well? This is just great!

Kevin Federline - Playing with Fire
Kevin Federline made a brilliant gangsta rap record and I hear about this now??? I mean it’s Kevin Federline and gangsta rap!!! Just look at that cover, it’s got awesomness written all over it. Customer reviews are crazy with excitement and just look at those customer images! If you’d like a taste of this genius, here he is, droppin’ some phat beats with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Kevin Federline - Playing with Fire

Kevin Federline made a brilliant gangsta rap record and I hear about this now??? I mean it’s Kevin Federline and gangsta rap!!! Just look at that cover, it’s got awesomness written all over it. Customer reviews are crazy with excitement and just look at those customer images! If you’d like a taste of this genius, here he is, droppin’ some phat beats with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Million Dollar Bills-set of 100 Bills
Holy crap! They’re only $19.95! One hundred of them! I knew this day would come, we’re gonna be rich! Pack your bags to Hawaii, baby!

Million Dollar Bills-set of 100 Bills


Holy crap! They’re only $19.95! One hundred of them! I knew this day would come, we’re gonna be rich! Pack your bags to Hawaii, baby!

The Batman Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual
Right, this is some kinda superhero training manual…
"Batman is human-and therefore everything he does is based in real-world skills."
I always wanted to wear tight rubber suits and punish people for their naughtyness… and… also defy the laws of physics every second or two.

The Batman Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual

Right, this is some kinda superhero training manual…

"Batman is human-and therefore everything he does is based in real-world skills."

I always wanted to wear tight rubber suits and punish people for their naughtyness… and… also defy the laws of physics every second or two.

Tool Kit in Solid Milk Chocolate
Get some work done around the house with this tool kit cast in solid milk chocolate.

Tool Kit in Solid Milk Chocolate

Get some work done around the house with this tool kit cast in solid milk chocolate.

Megazooka - Orange
I don’t know what the hell is this, some kind of air blowing bazooka… Apparently "The MegaZooka blows the AirZooka AWAY!" and "simply pull, aim and fire! Ka-Blowwey!"…

Megazooka - Orange

I don’t know what the hell is this, some kind of air blowing bazooka… Apparently "The MegaZooka blows the AirZooka AWAY!" and "simply pull, aim and fire! Ka-Blowwey!"…

Westminster Butt Face Soap - Model# 0069
Are you one of those people who always forget which side of the soap is used to soap up the face and which one to soap up the butt? Chances are, this product was made just for you! While you’re at it, use the BUTT AND FACE TOWEL as well!

Westminster Butt Face Soap - Model# 0069

Are you one of those people who always forget which side of the soap is used to soap up the face and which one to soap up the butt? Chances are, this product was made just for you! While you’re at it, use the BUTT AND FACE TOWEL as well!