What’s this all aboot? It’s all the crazy weird stuff you can buy on Amazon, stupid!Tumblr (3.0; @moru)http://moru.tumblr.com/<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Bo2hrtff2cVbdPBso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001LUM1ZU?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B001LUM1ZU" id="static_txt_preview">J&D’s Baconnaise Bacon Flavored Spread</a></b></p> <p>You might remember Baconnaise as that delicious treat from <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=219494&title=Optimist-Prime">The Daily Show</a>. It is the one true testament to the greatness of America. And today’s your lucky day because Amazon has 20% off on all bacon flavoured products. Get them while they’re still bacony.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/114831969http://moru.tumblr.com/post/114831969Fri, 29 May 2009 09:45:59 -0400<p><b>#1<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067F1CE?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B00067F1CE" id="static_txt_preview"> JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank</a></b></p> <p><b>#2 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000796XXM" id="static_txt_preview">Uranium Ore</a></b></p> <p><b>#3 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032G1S0?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B00032G1S0" id="static_txt_preview">Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz</a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00032G1S0?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B00032G1S0" id="static_txt_preview"><br/></a></b></p> <p><b>#4 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000HUQ1C4?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000HUQ1C4" id="static_txt_preview">Wedding Chapel - 10 x 18 With Wood Roof</a></b></p> <p><b>#5 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006MWV86?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0006MWV86" id="static_txt_preview">Relaxman Relaxation Capsule</a></b></p> <p><b>#6 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1594743347?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=1594743347" id="static_txt_preview">Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!</a></b></p> <p><b>#7 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002O2D1I?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0002O2D1I" id="static_txt_preview">Chicken Poop Lip Balm</a></b></p> <p><b>#8 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000II27QE?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000II27QE" id="static_txt_preview">Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding</a></b></p> <p><b>#9 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1583940790?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=1583940790" id="static_txt_preview">Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School</a></b></p> <p><b>#10 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0002CYTL2" id="static_txt_preview">Playmobil Security Check Point</a></b></p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/111104426http://moru.tumblr.com/post/111104426Thu, 21 May 2009 15:49:00 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Bnoir8icesPHcixco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/192913214X?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=192913214X" id="static_txt_preview">Everyone Poops (My Body Science Series)</a></b></p> <p>Thanks to this book I no longer feel like an outcast.</p> <p>Waitaminnute! Apples poop as well? This is just great!</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/110100491http://moru.tumblr.com/post/110100491Tue, 19 May 2009 15:04:00 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Bnekl7bq6BRYzy49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IU3YLY?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000IU3YLY" id="static_txt_preview">Kevin Federline - Playing with Fire</a></b></p> <p>Kevin Federline made a brilliant gangsta rap record and I hear about this now??? I mean it’s Kevin Federline and gangsta rap!!! Just look at that cover, it’s got awesomness written all over it. Customer reviews are crazy with excitement and just look at those customer images! If you’d like a taste of this genius, here he is, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g643TaIW0rc">droppin’ some phat beats with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.</a></p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/106861565http://moru.tumblr.com/post/106861565Tue, 12 May 2009 15:58:00 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Bmxct2az4hl0SvGzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB0013OC59Q" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0013OC59Q?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0013OC59Q" id="static_txt_preview">Million Dollar Bills-set of 100 Bills</a></b></p> <p><br/>Holy crap! They’re only $19.95! One hundred of them! I knew this day would come, we’re gonna be rich! Pack your bags to Hawaii, baby!</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/101952995http://moru.tumblr.com/post/101952995Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:48:26 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Bmkq0awi4N6IbgvZo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7C1594740232" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1594740232?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=1594740232" id="static_txt_preview">The Batman Handbook: The Ultimate Training Manual</a></b></p> <p>Right, this is some kinda superhero training manual…</p> <p><i>“Batman is human-and therefore everything he does is based in real-world skills.”</i></p> <p>I always wanted to wear tight rubber suits and punish people for their naughtyness… and… also defy the laws of physics every second or two.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/98664879http://moru.tumblr.com/post/98664879Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:36:00 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6BmekxbexBtzvN9qIo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB0007YBJW2" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007YBJW2?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0007YBJW2" id="static_txt_preview">Tool Kit in Solid Milk Chocolate</a></b></p> <p>Get some work done around the house with this tool kit cast in solid milk chocolate.<b><br/></b></p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/97206127http://moru.tumblr.com/post/97206127Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:28:00 -0400<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Bm4d4aneYk6gMbuao1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB0007NISOU" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007NISOU?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0007NISOU" id="static_txt_preview">Megazooka - Orange</a></b></p> <p>I don’t know what the hell is this, some kind of air blowing bazooka… Apparently <i>“The MegaZooka blows the AirZooka AWAY!”</i> and <i>“simply pull, aim and fire! Ka-Blowwey!”…</i></p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/94823808http://moru.tumblr.com/post/94823808Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:51:51 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Blzgi5y7ZqPGmRUQo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB000CIU7H6" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000CIU7H6?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000CIU7H6" id="static_txt_preview">Westminster Butt Face Soap - Model# 0069</a></b></p> <p>Are you one of those people who always forget which side of the soap is used to soap up the face and which one to soap up the butt? Chances are, this product was made just for you! While you’re at it, use the <a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB00028I1OW" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00028I1OW?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B00028I1OW" id="static_txt_preview">BUTT AND FACE TOWEL</a> as well!</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/93657432http://moru.tumblr.com/post/93657432Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:27:00 -0400<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6BltfnolkGzBGwX2no1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB000IFSFYA" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IFSFYA?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000IFSFYA" id="static_txt_preview">Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Nirvana</a></b></p> <p>“Smells like nap time.”</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/92335474http://moru.tumblr.com/post/92335474Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:17:27 -0400<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Blrqrqc6IAyvbXyuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB000KMAIHS" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000KMAIHS?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000KMAIHS" id="static_txt_preview"><b>The Ex 5-Piece Stainless-Steel Knife Set with Unique Holder</b></a></p> <p>This oughta cure your kitchen rage. Or increase it…</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/91931588http://moru.tumblr.com/post/91931588Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:52:00 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Blp5f117KHwj1buFo1_100.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB000IZB8EY" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IZB8EY?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000IZB8EY" id="static_txt_preview">Slingshot Flying Chicken</a></b></p> <p>Features include “Rooster Crowing Sound” and “Flingshot Action!”.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/91314262http://moru.tumblr.com/post/91314262Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:19:00 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Blm9a01b7uCTSPBfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB000M7R1US" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000M7R1US?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000M7R1US" id="static_txt_preview">No Pokeman Zone Plates</a></b></p> <p>“…utilizing a unique process resulting in a stunning high gloss finish.” Yeah I can see that, but what’s your problem with Pokemans? They’re awesome.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/90710295http://moru.tumblr.com/post/90710295Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:44:00 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Blkpi5x9GW5Bt1E9o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB000XE17J6" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000XE17J6?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000XE17J6" id="static_txt_preview">Digimon By Air Val International For Women. Eau De Toilette Spray</a></b></p> <p>Digimon Perfume??? Insert an olfactory pun here.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/90398726http://moru.tumblr.com/post/90398726Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:43:00 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Bljg3uwzBva7VUTeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007QO4YK?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0007QO4YK">Mini Spotted Owl Finger Puppet</a></b></p> <p>So cute and hillarious… A “hoot” indeed.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/90116370http://moru.tumblr.com/post/90116370Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:32:00 -0400<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Bli2z0hqay2t8pGbo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7C0811866092" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0811866092?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=0811866092" id="static_txt_preview">Farts: A Spotter’s Guide</a></b></p> <p>A very useful guide to spotting farts. You never know when you might need it to spot that farting granny.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/89802064http://moru.tumblr.com/post/89802064Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:36:00 -0400<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Blgcibz1lJja4j5No1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000JCTAFA?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B000JCTAFA">Coal Candy Santa Claus Bag</a></b></p> <p>“A Gift from Santa”</p> <p>That really is a nice gift, Santa… I wonder if the bag is made out of coal as well.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/89400481http://moru.tumblr.com/post/89400481Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:28:00 -0400<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Blf1v2bgJnV2xBzpo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB0000V06BC" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000V06BC?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0000V06BC" id="static_txt_preview"><b>Nice Underwear Welcome Mat</b><br/></a></p> <p>A complimentary welcome mat. Made of 100-percent olefin.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/89099827http://moru.tumblr.com/post/89099827Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:42:00 -0400<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/Ude9GIn6Blf1n0viSYUFCEaeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a name="evtst%7Ca%7CB00005C2M2" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005C2M2?ie=UTF8&tag=weiamastu08-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B00005C2M2" id="static_txt_preview">Astronaut Ice Cream</a></b></p> <p>Real space ice cream developed for the early Apollo missions. Perfect for a quick snack on your excursions into outer space.</p>http://moru.tumblr.com/post/89098649http://moru.tumblr.com/post/89098649Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:36:00 -0400